All alone and half-eaten by Alsatians? Not today!
Date: 11 November 2004
Alcohol units: 6
Cigarette units: approx. 2 (all indirect of course, but enough when, combined with alcohol units above, to give husky voice)
Caffeine units: 57
Weight: best measured in 'stone' or 'kilos' as is much lighter sounding
Lusty thoughts about Mark Darcy (Colin Firth) swarming around naughtily in head: too many to count
Today officially have London "life"...had girls round for wine before dinner and attending pre-screen of Bridget Jones: On the Edge of Reason. Flat looked great and clean esp. with new couch and tastefully exotic cushions and candles in fireplace and a big box of Milk Tray in honour of our girl, Bridge. Sat and chatted about various boyfriends and ex-boyfriends and how if you're still shagging then you've not technically then cut off ties from the ex in order to have a proper break now, have you? Even started using the words "shag" and "snogg" naturally in a sentence.
Am sophisticated Londoner! Am worldly, international woman with Inner Poise!
Am also tipsy and headed to Bedfordshire...
please note the use of the letter "u" in the word hono(u)r above. see, i'm going with it, really i am!
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