Friday, September 06, 2002

Gee, what's the big deal?

George Bush, an Invective

President Says He Can Wait on Iraq; dismisses media speculation as "frenzy"

Gee, all I'm saying is that I'm thinking about starting a war, invading a foreign country and removing their leader potentially endangering thousands of troops, the entire people of Israel (who would likely be the focus of Saddaam's response), as well as the American people. I mean, we've gotta teach those evil-doers who are hate Americans because they think we just march in wherever we want with no respect for sovereignity or international law and bomb and destroy in order to try and make things like we want (even though it rarely turns out like we think it should) that they are wrong about us. We're a peace-loving country! We stand for democracy! And that's why I'm only -thinking- about invading Iraq and just drawing up -possible- scenarios for how we're going to do it and how many lives we're going to risk, despite the fact that not only do our friends and Allies not support us, but the gross majority of Americans don't support me and don't think we should be doing this. I'm in no hurry!

I mean, geez, what's everybody so worked up about?